

So…
To be a fully-grown human male, one must be of the same speed as a swiftly-moving waterway and have the inertia of a large tropical storm. One must also have the muscular capacity of a fierce conflagration and as arcane as the unlit side of our celestial satellite.
Wholly fuck this is soo long
This is the last Mulan post I shall make…for a while, I promise.
((SQUISHY LOOK.))